@benroyce and this is the damn President of these here United States. It’s astonishing.

@benroyce Hmm, somebody is going to be nominated for Nobel Prize in Geography.

@benroyce Simple solution. Just 3D print a Nobel Peace Prize medal, change the lettering to "Biggliest Peace Prize Ever", spray paint it gold and give it to him in a ceremony where the entire administration can applaud him like the chorus of clapping seals they are. He'll never know the difference.

@benroyce Probably on the border with Trumpistan too...

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@benroyce I hope King Charles III will create him Thane of Cawdor for that

@benroyce 🤣🤣🤣 that's how much the US know about the world

@benroyce yea, but that could not be definitely be a sign of dementia. because a) he is trump b) he is an American and c) he hangs our with RFK, and we don’t exactly sure about that brain eating worm, maye it hasn’t died of starvation, maybe it jumped…

@benroyce you can tell the countries were really mad at each other over how far they'd travel just to fight

@benroyce from now on, in exchange for reaching a peace deal, the country formerly known as Armenia will be known, alternatively, as Cambodia or Albania, said the president from Washingmachine, DC.