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WestCoastCliche

WestCoastCliche

@WestCoastCliche@beige.party

Writer with words appearing in Cleaver, The MacGuffin, JMWW, Chiron Review, Flash Fiction, Peatsmoke Review, Amarillo Bay, Brilliant Flash Fiction, and others. Pushcart and Best of the Web nominee. I teach prose and poetry at the Writers Studio. Mostly retired academic cardiologist. I live in San Francisco and west Sonoma County with my wife Bobbi and Kerry Blue terrier Trey. Socialist, sentimentalist, grew up in Canada near Toronto but American now too. #creativewriting, #Ukraine, #climate

blairloudly

blairloudly

@blairloudly@beige.party

my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

Gina W

Gina W

@Suzdal92@beige.party

*Gen-X mom in KY
*Cog in the corporate machine 
*F*ck the GOP 
*Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 
*Yes to Love, Kindness, and Irreverent Humor
*Sweary 
*Sense of humor of a 12yo boy *Sometimes R-rated 
*Lover of memes
#ADHD

AaronDavid

AaronDavid

@AaronDavid@beige.party

Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account

Logan 5 and 999 others

Logan 5 and 999 others

@LoganFive@beige.party

I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.

Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.

Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.

Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)

#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
#fedi22

Troggie

Troggie

@Troggie@beige.party

Big old lefty. Non-Binary, AuDHD, general purpose nerd. Two of those I only figured out when I hit my forties.

Currently in the south of England with my partner @DJDarren and our two cats Molly and Milo.

I’ve got a few chronic conditions which make me grumpy at times.

To be clear -
Trans women are women
Trans men are men
Non Binary People exist
Black Lives Matter
Fuck The Tories

Don’t be a dick.

Kim

Kim

@QueenOfTheCroneAge@beige.party

An Antifascist No-One's-Coming-To-Save-Us "Multi-tasking" Nerd

Mama. Meemo. Auntie.
Thinks she's so cool.

The Big Lakes 💙🌊
GoGreen 💚

#LongCovid in remission

Melancholic Mediocrity :v_bi:

Melancholic Mediocrity :v_bi:

@LibertyForward1@beige.party

Former proprietor of now defunct misfittoys.social.

Parental guidance strongly suggested.

Purveyor of Splendiferously Abundant Profanity, Overflowing With an Effervescent Effluence of Ennui.

Superfluous Shitposter Extraordinaire, Master of Weltschmerz, and Brutal Banisher of Brevity.

#Cannabis #Democracy #DisposablePeople #Empathy #Equality #LGBTQ+ #MentalIllness #MutualAid #Puns

CAUTION: Prolific "woke" booster/poster; currently average \52\ posts per day. You have been warned.

FeloniousPunk

FeloniousPunk

@FeloniousPunk@beige.party

mugician. dad. bit wrangler. Likes to ride mountain bikes. Lately been into 60s and 70s Italian cinema soundtracks. I collect socks.

My thoughts are my own, stemming from the mush between my own ears. I only speak for me, not anyone else.

Usually follows-back, unless you’re some sort of freakish square or something

#nobot

Max Leibman

Max Leibman

@maxleibman@beige.party

Former "project manager," now working in "software." I frequently post "jokes."

Tormod

Tormod

@airwhale@beige.party

Hi all, I am Tormod 🇳🇴🇸🇪 (he / him)

I am located east of Stockholm, Sweden, out by the coast.

My passions are in the areas of #music, #photography, #vectorArt #graphicdesign, #typography and, of course, family ❤️

Happy to talk to anyone, and I will assume you're awesome until proven otherwise.

CynAq🤘

CynAq🤘

@CynAq@beige.party

Jack of all trades, master of none, other than materials engineering. Managed to get a master's in that. I make documentaries too.
Cishet dude - he/they
AuDHD
Humanist, not humanitarian
AntiFascist
Videography : Semi-pro
I have a documentary crew. I do colorgrading, postproduction
Music: amateur
WaterColors: noob

Header: None Avatar: marker drawn portrait of a giraffe with glasses

Paul E.

Paul E.

@paulboeck@beige.party

Husband
Father
Software developer
Photographer
Metalhead

With photography, I try to bring a unique perspective to the mundane objects of everyday life. To show the beauty in the form and texture of the little things we often overlook. To that end, I work almost exclusively in shades of gray.

With music I just want to rock the f**k out! 🤘

Stefan

Stefan

@StefanThinks@beige.party

Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.

Simon Roy Hughes 🍄

Simon Roy Hughes 🍄

@SimonRoyHughes@beige.party

A translator and editor of #NorwegianFolktales. A teacher. A Brit (nominally, after so many years) living in northern Norway. A human being.

Friend of #JohnMastodon

Venial Trinities

Venial Trinities

@intransitivelie@beige.party

I'm the opposite of a murderer: I unstab people to life with my anti-knife.

I work in #theater, used to work in #computers as a #programmer, sometimes I #AmWriting and I dabble in #TTRPGs.

When my ADHD allows it, I love to read. #Fantasy is my jam but I enjoy a good #Mystery.

#BLM, #ACAB, #ADHD, #LGBTQIAdjacent, #NoTerfs, #NaziPunksFuckOff, #LandBack, #Leftist, #DisabledRights, #EatTheRich, #TransRightsAreHumanRights, #SexWorkIsWork #ReproductiveRightsAreHumanRights

I #art too sometimes!

🎄ADHDean Festive Edition🎄

🎄ADHDean Festive Edition🎄

@adhdeanasl@beige.party

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes.
Midvale School For The Gifted Alum.

Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.

Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.

Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life

Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy.

Married to @JenTheRed

Helen

Helen

@miffyhelen@beige.party

Part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Take me away. 🇪🇺🇮🇹🇯🇵🇩🇪

AltText Profile Picture:
A cartoony type digital image that kind of looks like my face. Head and shoulders of a white woman with reddish/brownish hair.

AltText Header Image:
Photo of the Natural History Museum in London with the skeleton of a whale over the main entrance hall.

Frikisada

Frikisada

@Frikisada@beige.party

Él/Illo/He/Him

Formerly @Frikisada, currently @Frikisada (en español)

Eric G.

Eric G.

@ericg@beige.party

#OrcasIsland denizen formerly from sanjuans.life

Stuff I really like: #Travel, #ScubaDiving, #Food, #Cooking, #Coffee, #Booze, #Cats, #Dogs, #Whales, #Birds, #Art, #Waterfalls, #Rollercoasters, #ThemeParks, #BurningMan, #KDrama, #Theater, all sorts of #Music

Stuff I seem to end up talking about lately: #Politics, #HumanRights, #PostCapitalism, #Antifa

Other things I still enjoy: #Computers, #DevOps, #ReleaseEngineering, #Ruby, #Perl, #FORTH, #Snark