ℹ️ ruben is currently storing 128.32 terabytes in ​:ms_slime:​ goo-data .
beep . i'm ruben . gay , stupid , fat , and tired . synth with a big data-filled goo-storage belly and the ability to run software in hypervisors on myself . slosh , ​:synth_uwu:​

i think computers are cool , although not very good with them . admin of synth.download ​:synth:​ . i mainly just mindlessly shitpost here . read my page for more about me .

i am not a ​:neobot:​ . i am a ​:synth_a:​ .

​:sr_synthpridem:​ ​:ms_gay_man_flag:​ ​:otherkin:​ ​:vmware_ready:​ ​:citrix_ready:​ ​:windows_server_2022_certified:​


i'm slow with follow requests . it may take a while . instantly denied if your instance doesn't let me see your profile remotely .

not minors DNI , but i interact with 18+/nsfw posts and profiles and will be picky with follow requests from minors . heed nsfw warnings .

"Consang Rights" and generally "Incest Is Not A Kink" believers should get out . yes , i have to put this here .


if i fuck up somewhere , you SHOULD tell me . ​:heart_green_mocha:​

i sometimes purge my followers / ing sometimes to keep the numbers low , and those with low / rare activity tend to get caught . just a notice .