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IT'S RHYS! >:D
im gay
they/them
trans boy
achillean
it has been said that i make fanfic my entire personality.

i like from software, resident evil, jason voorhees, barazoku, the x-files, alien

feel free to follow request, its to keep spambots and chuds out

if you scrape or screenshot this account you must pay me $500USD

Hi I'm Holly. I'm a nerd. I'm a wizard. I like videe games, tabletop games, gay stuff, softness, and garbage fantasy anime. I love music, like a lot.

Actively trying to be a force of kindness. I have little tolerance for abusive online behaviors.

I am cautious about follow requests. Unless we've had a positive interaction or three, If you don't have anything in your profile describing who you are: definitely no accept. Especially if you have no posts of your own. A list of software you use or are associated with doesn't describe who you are. Profile pictures with direct eye contact that doesn't register as friendly makes me nervous. Pronouns are worth big points, but not an end-all-be-all. Same if ur buni. No minors, sorry; I talk about sex on occasion.

Will CW stuff for followers on request. With one exception: I make a lot of personal posts. Like that's basically my entire account, so you're probably better off not following me if you don't want to see those.

Wish I was a space trucker irl

English | 日本語（ 少し）| Español (un poco)

Please interact before following! (PROFILE REQUIREMENT) If I've boosted a single toot of yours: don't send that request! If we've interacted a bunch: go for it!
Strangers: don't DM, sorry. I reserve the right to block strangers who follow without interaction. No minors. No extolling the virtues of Lionix unless we have previously established that relationship! No Cryptocurrency you clowns!
Fudanshi to the core.
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Age: 32
Race = White
IRL Yule Lad

Apparently a Kiwi Bird.

More Dedicated to Hades than Miles is!
Miles' Partner in the Reaper's Game

Sworn Sibling of Murz in the Peach Garden. 🍑🌳

Extremely weak against Farming Sims.

If you're gonna flirt, use a CW because I'm oblivious otherwise. and don't be gross

#StardewValley #RPG #Suikoden #Hades #TWEWY #Writing #Music #Disabled #ActuallyAutistic

35 y/o , token cishet, ex-tumblr-user, spoonie, 15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat, and actual cyborg.

i am white to the point of considering ham salad a valid food item; also a member of the "green fluff is good, actually!" brigade

my CWs are often isekais. also i made a bingo card once

come into my cellar fortunado, i promise there is only a nice vintage of shitpost and i will absolutely not brick you in with walls of text

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please read the pins before you toss me a follow request! i'd appreciate it, thanks! 💖

header done by gavinwolf formerly of snouts.online

~ * testimonials * ~

"this is why I'm admin and you're the sidekick screaming child" - milly milbert mcmoderator

"this is going in your bio isn't it" - also milly milbert mcmoderator

"we are both 5 pounds of lace stapled to 50 pounds of anxiety" - kat primarina-harpy

"harp is a different breed of shitposter. its like reading a stand-up bit" - cyrene "cyrenesavage.com" savage

"If harp was paid per letter to toot we would never have to worry about money in this friends circle again" - rhys "rhys" rhys

"People have referred to it as a "bit" before but let me tell you: this isn't a bit. Harp is just Like This." - rhys "it's rhys again" rhys

"harp has five thousand letters I am terrified of what she'd do with more" - miss ellie "snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAKE!...mom" ellingbert

"the hot grapes is what makes her do the sins" - rhys "rhys "it's rhys again" rhys" rhys

"a force of absolute chaos and should be feared" - noted radio personality ethan c. retrosocial

"If anybody can uncover the proper etiquette of a classy keg stand, it's Harp. Either through sheer research, or reasoning from first principles." - Commodore Canry DissonantEevee-GlaceonSocial the Third

"Harp, you know i love you, but you're ALWAYS mega cringe" - rhys "rhys "rhys "help I forgot how many I'm nesting now" rhys" rhys" rhys

It's Coriander, your favourite goblin! I've been on the fediverse since the summer of 2017 but my home instance shut down so now I live here. I'm a linguist by education, a welder by trade, and a pain in the ass by nature. I'm in my 30s, I'm a Communist, and I love you.

Profile is locked but if we run in mostly the same circles I will probably accept your follow req. If not, maybe hold off unless we've talked a couple times? Or at the VERY least shoot me a DM when you send your request and let me know what's good.

No fascists, no bigots, no racists. This is not the tolerant Left.

Don't forget my alts!
@SportsGoblin
@SongsGoblin

"Coriander is friend-shaped" ~ LilyVers
"for fucks sake coriander," ~ Lyrian
"this pun is so good my only option is to cause you pain." ~ Narilka
"hey coriander why is your header shampoo" ~ Mika
"i'm so mad that this is funny" ~ flamecatte
Officially Endorsed by violet cybrespace

RIP cybre.space

Avi by @extinct
Header by @Hamasuta