Systems Engineer / Solutions Architect.

I glue badly written software to other badly written software, in an attempt to get it to do something useful. Sometimes it even works!

I do security stuff sometimes

// Systems Engineer // Dad // Average Linux Enjoyer //

Just a person trying to find a balance between convenience and privacy

Doing DFIR.

"Nobody said it would be easy"

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I am sorry, in advance, for all the stupid things I say.

present: security, memory-safety wizard | past: GCD, synchro, objc_direct, perf… | timeless: 🇫🇷 snark

#InfoSec #Cybersecurity #threatintel and Politics. I try my best.
Also @deepthoughts10@twitter.com

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Random InfoSec guy (mostly architecture) screaming at the world. Maybe a bit of running, politics and puns dotted in there too.

Sole proprietor, FIFO Networks
Cybersecurity - Networks - Wireless – Telecom - VoIP
Most of my money comes from contract work for public utilities around the country, but I also provide remote tech support to small business and SOHO clients, mainly (but not exclusively) in the USA.

I do a fair amount of custom work for people when a loved one dies: unlocking computers, data recovery, and account recovery (Advice: keep paying their cell phone bill until you've got all their data back).

Also, personal cybersecurity for journalists, TV reporters, politicians down to the City Council level, and political candidates. TV stations: contact me for contract pricing for your entire news team.

Use https://fifonetworks.com/contact-us/ for questions or to schedule service. It's just me. You'll be communicating directly with me.

Licensed and Insured.

RSSI ; professeur à Sciences Po Paris. Créateur du Dictionnaire ironique de la cybersécurité ! #géopolitique #international #cybersecurité

Full time CISO, part time teacher and writer. #cybersecurity #infosec #geopolitics

And there is fire where we walk.

#murderBot #bobiverse #projectHailMary #noarchive #nobdrige #nobot #noindex

playcardle.com is my daily challenge

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A geek from Czechia 🇨🇿🇪🇺. My field is #cybersecurity. CSIRT-MU member. I love cakes and hiking.

I'm a UNIX and Security Admin (#DFIR and #BlueTeam), lifelong A's baseball fan, and I enjoy opera and early music. I sing, dance, and act, read voraciously, and plan to keep learning new things for as long as I can. @UnixGeekEm on Twitter. She/her. #BlackLivesMatter #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Bringing CTI out of the closet since 2025.

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CIO by day, cybersecurity professor & Forbes Contributor by night, and a firm believer that the best ideas start with good coffee. I’m passionate about using AI, cloud tech, and leveraging system dynamics to make work (and life) a little easier.
Outside of work, I’m either reading/writing in some indie coffee house, hiking shady trails along the river, or adding to my ever-growing collection of houseplants.
I’m always learning, always leading, and always up for a good book or a new coffee house to explore.
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