I solemnly swear to uphold the Constitution.
Got a rock-and-roll problem? Well, we got a solution.

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

Cybersecurity educator, amateur inventor, cross-country rail traveler. I do nothing overly interesting, and I do it with a passion.

Music, movies, microcode (software), and high-speed pizza delivery.

It's me, Octal, crazyunlikeafox, weirdo, possibly others I have forgotten

British dad with a Yank accent and a Dutch bike who just wants both his countries back from the fash.

"Forget the damned motor car
and build cities for lovers and friends."
— Lewis Mumford

"the recipient can arse it" — RFC2616