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Hiya,
I'm a schrodingers charlatan, a saucy psychopath and I sew strings of salacious stupidity in tiresome tirades as I disintegrate and decompose in dissociation. I'm plural and I mostly post lewds or write out little things because I like words a lot even though I hardly ever stitch them together to my liking. I collect oddities and like horror and fantastical/theatrical violence. If you need to attach a name to me other than just my @ you can call me Kats. It feels fitting for a multitude of mental meanderings to me. It's kinda like finding yourself at an assembly of cats: some are the type of cats who wish to be sweet, kind and playful to everyone and some will scratch and hiss at you. If you read all this I appreciate it and hope you have a lovely rest of your time interacting or not.
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That's not easy, Mr. Fox, sir!

dm me an introduction before sending a follow request or i will auto-reject
always write my name in lowercase
ask before pretending to touch me, including pats or hugs, and including reactions
don't be lewd in my replies without asking