When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.

Real life is my alt

No-one sleeps tonight

Howdy, I'm Cynni Pixy (nicknames obviously). I've got several other accounts but they have different specific goals. Here I want to share my journey through life.

Located in the Netherlands 🇳🇱

My avatar is a selfie of my dog and me, that zooms in on the dog. There's a circle around the image with the no colors. The dog is a brown Labrador with greying snout (age 11).
My header is a picture of my Labrador (RIP 🌈) resting her head on a couch.

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https://justmytoots.com/@PixysJourney@beige.party

I'm gross.

Would you like to see my toots? https://justmytoots.com/azedand2knots@beige.party

Living on the unceded and unsurrendered land of the Coast Salish peoples.

Avatar is a person with short dark hair, holding a hot dog shaped phone up to their ear.

Banner is a loaded hot dog. In space.

Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion.

Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas.

3+yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances

I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references.

Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022

Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.

Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidian
No Alt-Txt = No Follow!

https://justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.party

Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.

Professional artist in the San Francisco Bay Area, specializing in watercolor. Very Covid cautious. Psoriatic arthritis. Caregiver. Sushi lover. ☦️ Neurospicy
Profile pic: A woman with longer ash blonde/grey hair, smiling.

Older cishet man living near Monasterevin, Co Kildare, Ireland.
Self-diagnosed autistic. I regard myself as left wing and egalitarian.

#ActuallyAutistic #Vegetarian #MastoDaoine #cix #cixen #Kildare #Monasterevin

Daddy needs a daiquiri!

Walking contradiction and general misfit.
Older than the internet but young enough to understand it
Software QA Engineer by trade.
TTRPG player and creator.

Most of my posts contain cats, role-playing games, or are firearm related (responsible gun owner). I also post random stuff that pops into my head.

Profile Picture: A bearded, anthropomorphic pig sitting in a kitchen raising a cup in welcome.

Banner: A field of clover and a line of trees. The setting sun is just above the trees.

Husband, father, anti-fascist robot and enjoyer of things.

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️Ally/Accomplice

Musician, songwriter, sound production, producer

Writer

Life long fascination with cult & horror movies, & trash culture.

My typos are testament to my humanity.

*avatar is Dave Foley in a Kids in the Hall sketch about a DJ after the apocalypse

Music, books, bikes, and code. I also make sad post rock music as lostlemming. ND. He/Him. English/Critical Theory PhD dropout. INTJ. Chaotic good.

Header art is of the eponymous piece: TAKEN FROM HERE TO WHERE IT CAME FROM AND TAKEN TO A PLACE AND USED IN SUCH A MANNER THAT IT CAN ONLY REMAIN AS A REPRESENTATION OF WHAT IT WAS WHERE IT CAME FROM, by Lawrence Weiner

Posts auto delete after two weeks. Ephemeral is the new beige.

Senior Executive Director, Clean Plate Club

My last Masto incarnation was an octopus. 🐙

Disabled autistic Asian artist, writer, poet, and experimental musical misfit

any #newsfromthecube refugees?

Secular Zen Buddhist. Preachy. Cranky. Political.

I don't always do follow-backs, so please don't expect it--it's not you, it's me.

Expletive-laden. Accept, or find another corner of the internet.

(Header image: Photo of cattails in a marsh, all standing vertically on a sunny day.)
Avatar image: Cat dressed in saffron Buddhist robes as if he gives a crap.)

BYE AMERICAN
BUY CANADIAN

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Shameless alt account for taking advantage of excellent emojis and character limits to ramble on about nonsense and post longer poems. There will doubtless be endless pictures of my garden too.
DMs are follower only. Posters of AI imagery will be blocked. No bio, no intro: no follow.
Also available for sweary political ranting at @fkamiah17
#Books #Gardening #GrowYourOwn #Folklore #Cymru #Travel #History #Craft #Art #Photography #Nature #Wildlife #NoBridge #NoAI